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I haven't cleaned in a while. I've got a messy house--a milk carton with a picture of the Lindbergh baby on it.
-- Greg Ray...
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins (Mayor, New York City) -- Answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes....
I haven't exactly lost it--it's been temporarily mislaid
I haven't gone by the name @FN@ since before you were born.
I haven't got time to chat to undersecretaries, permanent or otherwise.
-- Pertwee, DOCTOR WHO AND THE SILURIANS...
I haven't had sex in so long, I forget who gets tied up!
I haven't killed anyone yet. Help me keep it that way.
I haven't laughed so much since yesterday.
I haven't lost it--it's been temporally mislaid
I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it.

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