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• My dear Miss Shaw, I never report myself anywhere, particularly not forthwith.
  -- Third Doctor, DOCTOR WHO AND THE SILURIANS...
• Nothing is rubbish if you've got an inquiring mind. -- Doctor Who
• Things are not going well with me. There is a brain-drain in my home town that has been going on for some time now and is rather thorough.
  I wanted to stay around, but was asked to leave by the rest of the permanent residents who felt I was too dumb!...
• I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises!
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises!
  -- Winston Churchill...
• Chat mode is disabled during Dr Who.
• How come every time you go to the emergency room of a hospital they got foreign doctors from India there?
  I don't want to put my life in the hands of any doctor who believes in reincarnation....
• Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell.
  -- Doctor Who -- Doctor Who, The Androids of Tara...