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I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet sets less value on his own opinions of himself than on the opinions of others.
Marcus Aurelius, Medi...
I have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that just PUNCHES through accidents.
-- Kevin Rooney...
I have only myself to blame, I suppose. - Q
I have only one complaint: Why can't we have longer tagli
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
-- George Bush...
I have other fish to fry. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap.
xxxv...
I have partaken of the Great Banquet of Life. What I need now is the Great Alka-Seltzer of Life.
I have peppered two of them: two I am sure I have paid, two rogues in buckram suits.
I tell thee what, Hal, if I tell thee a lie, spit in my face...
I have planted, Apollos watered; but God gave the increase.
-- New Testament -- 1 Corinthians iii, 6...
I have PMS and a 9mm semi-automatic. Any questions?

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