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• Happiness is seeing Limbaugh's picture on a milk carton.
• Happiness is Bill and Hillary's picture on a milk carton.
• Happiness is seeing your grouchy old neighbor's picture on a milk carton.
• Happiness: waking up and seeing your boss' picture on the milk carton.
• Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.
  -- Homer watches the kids, "Marge in Chai...
• Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing!
  You're.. you're.. you're the guy that doesn't know how to pour milk!...
• I am Ray Charles of Borg: The 'right one' is irrelevant, baby.
• I saw, I came, I cleaned it up.
• I don't want to mention the restaurant in which this happened
  but the other day I put in my order and the waitress disappeared, perhaps to have her hair done and get some incidental shopping out of the way, I don't know....