Related:

• I drink no more than a sponge.
• I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book i, Chap. v
• I can find my ears, but I have to look.
• Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears.
  I think George is weird, because he has false teeth....
• The walls have ears.
• I would ask that you stop fiddling with my ears. -- Data
• Homer: Gee Herb, because of me you lost your business, your home, and all your possessions.
  I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life....
• Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
  Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.