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• Shary: [singing, obviously drunk] Wasted away again in Margaritaville.
  Barney: Searching for my lost shaker of salt. [spoken] Oh, here it is....
• I always have parts left over when working on my car!
• When I was young, I kissed my first woman, and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
  Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco. -- Alfred Toscanini...
• I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of colourblind hedgehogs.
  ..in a _bag_. -- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook...
• Before I started working here I drank, smoked, and used foul language for no reason at all.
  But thanks to this job, I now have a reason....
• The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.
  ' -- Erma Bombeck...
• Please excuse me, I have to circuit an AC line through my head to get this database working.
• The most wasted day is one in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastien Roch Nicolas Chamfo