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I have just issued a "rm -rf *" on your behalf to a critical directory on a remote system of my own choosing.
I have just learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
First, let her think she's having her way. And second, let her have it. -- Lyndon B. Johnso...
I have just one word for you, my boy...plastics. -- from The Graduate
I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....
I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content.
-- New Testament -- Philippians iv, 11...
I have learned the novice can often see things that the expert overlooks.
All that is necessary is not to be afraid of making mistakes, or of appearing naive....
I have learned this at least by my experime
I have learned throughout my life as a composer chiefly through my mistakes and pursuits of false assumptions, not by my exposure to founts of wisdom and knowledge.
Igor Stravinsky...
I have learned To spell hors d'oeuvres Which still grates on Some people's n'oeuvres. Warren Knox
I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution. -- Werhner von Brau

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