If You Think That You Are Sweet, Take Off Your Jock & Smell The Seat!!
If you think that you are sweet, take off your jock & smell the seat!!
If you stand up to be counted someone will take your seat.
You have to take off your shoes before you can take off your stockings.
Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Is Jock there?
Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh, hold on....
Nice underwear. Perhaps you should take them off your head.
The Hostess will seat you now.
Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer. Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing] If there's a job that must be done, You'll find it's much more fun.
.. Homer: [interrupting] You'll find it's even _more_ fun if _you_ get it for _me_!...
If women call you a Jock, can you call them a napkin?
I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.
Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal.