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If You Have Trouble Reading The Screen, Consider Going To An Optho.
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If you have trouble reading the screen, consider
going to an optho... opthama ... opthoma.. eye doctor.
Related:
Marge: Before you even consider this, I insist you consult a doctor.
Homer: No problemo. [pecks Marge on the cheek and walks off] Marge...
You may be redneck... if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
You may be redneck... if you consider "Field And Stream" deep reading.
You may be redneck... if you consider "TV Guide" to be deep reading.
If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to have to get a toehold in the public eye.
If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to have to get a toehold in the public eye.
I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven Wrigh...