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• The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. -- Alben W. Barkley
• If you would eat well in England, you must eat breakfast three times a day. -- W. Somerset Maugham
• If you eat yogurt, you'll have a lot of culture.
• Why have cake if you can't eat it too..?
• You can have your cake and eat it too, if you only eat half.
• It was asleep. (Ermine don't usually eat while they are sleeping.
  ) You You upset it and it bit you. I have a band-aid, but you won't be be able to carry as many things as before....
• Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this.
  So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell where I will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola -- [all the kids recite in unison] Ralph...
• Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.
• You can't eat your friends and have them too.