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IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
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IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
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If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi!
Beer won't drive you to drink.
Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even put. -- Dean Marti
Remember - if you drink like a fish, don't drive - SWIM.
If you drink like a fish, don't drive. Swim. -- Joe E. Lewi
If you're gonna drink and drive, drink 7-up!
