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• Slous' Contention: If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it.
• Do you have a job?
• Lisa: Oh, great. I'm stuck in this lousy tub for the rest of my life.
  [people stare at her] Shouldn't you people be grovelling?...
• Experience is the one thing you have plenty of when you're too old to get the job.
• If you can't get a job, get a senate appointment!!!
• Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
• Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.
• Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing you to get another one.
  You need the fear. Rachel: The fear? Chandler: He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want....
• You know you've been sitting in front of your Lisp machine too long when you go out to the junk food machine and start wondering how to make it give you the CADR of Item H so you can get that yummie chocolate cupcake that's stuck behind the disgusting vanilla one.