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• The Third Law of Photography: If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.
• If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.
  The Third Law of Photography...
• Belle: When you work the door, the main things are to greet the visitors and toss out the troublemakers.
  Bart: Ah, the ol' greet'n'toss. No problemo. Belle...
• TV Truth: You can get 200 shots out of a six-shooter.
• at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
  But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
• If, when completion of a design is imminent, field dimensions are finally supplied as they actually are - instead of as they were meant to be - it is always simpler to start all over.
  -- Third Law of Revision It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about interferences - if you have none, someone will make one for you....
• Lisa: This is terrible! People will start to avoid Springfield.
  Homer: But what can I do? I'm just...[counts "One" on fingers] one man....