If You Are Wearing One Brown And One Black Shoe, You Have A Pair Like It Somewhere In The Closet.
If you are wearing one brown and one black shoe,
you have a pair like it somewhere in the closet.
-- The Rule of Elderly Survival
Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
You have to visit 11 shoe stores before you find a pair of shoes that fit.
Did you ever feel like the whole world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
-- George Gobel...
Hank: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins?
Look in your closet; there's a pair for you....
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
-- Charles Schultz, as Charlie Brown -- Peanuts, cartoon strip...
The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes. -- George Gobel