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• Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
• Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
• You have to visit 11 shoe stores before you find a pair of shoes that fit.
• Did you ever feel like the whole world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
  -- George Gobel...
• Hank: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins?
  Look in your closet; there's a pair for you....
• Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
  -- Charles Schultz, as Charlie Brown -- Peanuts, cartoon strip...
• The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes. -- George Gobel