If You Are Seen Fixing It, You Will Be Blamed For Breaking It.
'If you are seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.'
-- Oliver's law of assumed responsibility
No matter where you are, there you are. -- Oliver's Law of Locatio
Oliver's Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are!
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. -- Oliver's Law
Oliver North is proof that if you wrap stupidity in the flag, you can overcome common sense which conforms to the law.
Oliver's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing. -- Karl Lehenbaue