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If Wishes Were Horses I'd Be Slip-Sliding All Day!
If women call you a Jock, can you call them a napkin?
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)...
If women weren't so stupid, they wouldn't have to be beautiful.
If words could speak, I wonder what they'd say.
If working is so fucking healthy, let the sick do it!
If worms carried 45's, what would the early bird do??
If worms were dogs the ground would bark.
If worst comes to worst, you *CAN* turn most things off.
If writers were bakers, this sentence would be exactly a dozen words long. -- Douglas R Hofstadte
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