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• I did not know in 1969 that I would be in this room today, I'll confess.
  -- Senator Dan Quayle responding to questions in 1988 about allegations that he used family connections to get into the Indiana National Guard....
• Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humour?
  No, the world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married....
• I hope there's some respect and dignity for things I did not do.
• Homer: {Wait a minute...} there's one thing I don't understand.
  In all those years, why didn't you ever try to contact me?...
• I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
• I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
• I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
  .. -- G. K. Chesterto...
• Homer: Do you really think you're pregnant? Marge: Well, I have the same nausea and craving for pancake mix I had with the other kids.
  Homer: Yeah, and I have the same tightness in my chest and profuse sweating I always did....