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• Missing your cat? Check the tread on my car's tires.
• I finally got it altogether, and found out that rental space for it was far more expensive than anticipated.
• I'm afraid you have more of a problem than I anticipated.
  Your battery needs a new car. -- Mechanic to custome...
• INCOMPETENCE A politer word for stupidity. If you are accused of incompetence, just remember, it is far better to be incompetent than incontinent (see below).
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• ODD Odd things that you don't want people find in your house include
• You may think that Americans have lost their competitive spirit, but watch what happens when a new line is opened at the check-out lane at K-Mart!
  Competition never had a better day or a finer demonstration....
• The following appeared as part of a business plan developed by the manager of the Rialto Theater.
  "Despite its downtown location, the Rialto Movie Theater, a local institution for five decades, must make big changes or close its doors forever....
• I have read your article, Mr. Johnson, and I am no wiser now than when I started.
  "Possibly not, Sir, but far better informed....
• For insurance purposes, an act of God is defined as something which no reasonable person could possibly have anticipated.
  In this same sense, Catholic theologians speak of the creation of humanity as an act of God!...