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If I now have egg on my face, please pass a washcloth!
If, in the course of several months, only three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.
-- Law of Social Dynamics (Johnson Second Law)...
If into the German language this sentence to translate one wanted, would one the fact that to all the German grammatical conventions it already conforms exploit?
IF: Invoke Force
If I only had a 486 . .
If I Only Had A Brain":) I might be in the shower, I might be gone for hours, I can't come to the phone.
So, please leave your name and number, If I miss you it'd be a bummer, Leave your messa...
If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte..
If I only had something to do with my life!?!
If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell. -- Gen. Philip Sherida
If I pitch a simulated game, do I have to go drink simulated beer?

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