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If I say anything interesting, kill me immediately.
...If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
if (isfunny(tagline)) steal(); else next_msg()
I fish not because I regard fishing as being terribly important, but because I suspect that so many of the other concerns of men are equally unimportant, and not nearly so much fun.
If I shot myself, my ex would sue me for the bullet.
If I should die before I wake up I pray the Lord my soul will take but My body, my body -- that's your job.
-- Crash Test Dummie...
If is is is not & is not is is is is not is?
If I speak to thee in friendship's name, Thou think'st I speak too coldly
If I mention love's devoted flame, Thou say'st I speak too boldly....
If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art. -- Pablo Picasso
if IsStolen(Tagline) then Insult(Thief)

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