If, In The Course Of Several Months, Only Three Worthwhile Social Events Take Place, They Will All Fall On The Same Evening.

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If, in the course of several months, only three
worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same
evening.
-- Law of Social Dynamics (Johnson Second Law)

Johnson's Second Law: If, in the course of several months, only three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.
FIDO: all the social dynamics of kindergarten.
An object at rest will be in the wrong place. Gerrold's Second Law of Infernal Dynamic
BBSing - all the social dynamics of pre-school!!
Second Law for Freelance Artists: All rush jobs are due the same day.
Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being. -- Albrecht's Law
ALBRECHT'S LAW: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.
First Law of Money Dynamics: A surprise monetary windfall will be accompanied by an unexpected expense of the same amount.
Second Law of Class Scheduling: A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the following semester.

If, In The Course Of Several Months, Only Three Worthwhile Social Events Take Place, They Will All Fall On The Same Evening.

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