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• I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket..
  .. I have read the INSTRUCTIONS... -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Now lie back and pass out out before I have to sedate you.
• Oh backup Boy! Bring your tape drive over here and back up my flashy new disk drive now, won't you?
  I have a luncheon to attend to! - please send weapo...
• Quote #328 I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
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• Now, please excuse me while I wreak my vengeance. -- Huge the Barbarian from the same cartoo
• When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure.
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• Abe: {Come on, lucky seven! Poppa needs a new pair of spats.
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• Kirk: "My I present Captain Spock, whom I believe you know.
  Gorkon: "Captain, face to face at last. You have my thanks....