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• You will not be elected to public office this year.
• April 26 -- Jack Kemp announces that he is running for president, pledging that, if elected, he will deepen his voice.
  -- Dave Barry "Year in Review for 1987...
• First Law of Office Holders Get re-elected.
• Confusion not only reigns, it's elected to high office.
• Stop and think about this for a minute. Here is a guy running for President that is willing to spend umpteen million dollars to obtain the office
  and while you are right there in his presence, he is telling you how he is going to balance the budget....
• The first year [1977] I spent getting my family moved to Washington.
  The second year I ran for re-election. Then as soon as I was elected, I started running for the Senate....
• They are an effete corps of inpudent snobs, a tiny fraternity of privileged men elected by no one and enjoying a monopoly sanctioned and licensed by the government.
  They are nattering nabobs of negativism. -- Spiro T....
• When told he was making more per year than the President, Babe Ruth replied, "Well, I had a better year than he did.