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• If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to demo it, does it make a sound?
• If Helen Keller is alone in a forest and falls, does she make a sound?
• I once tripped in a forest, and didn't make a sound.
• If Milli Vanilli falls down in the woods, does someone else make a sound?
• When a workstation hangs there's a reason... When a Mac crashes it's just Mac OS.
  . -- Forest Godfrey...
• In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
• Lisa: If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around, does it make a sound?
  Bart: Absolutely! [makes the sound of a tree falling] Lisa...
• BLOB 1. n. [acronym: Binary Large OBject] Used by database people to refer to any random large block of bits that needs to be stored in a database, such as a picture or sound file.
  The essential point about a BLOB is that it's an object that cannot be interpreted within the database itself....