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• When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face. -- Ed Howe
• Of a rich man who was niggardly he said, "That man does not own his estate, but his estate owns him.
  -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Bion, iii...
• No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next. -- E. W. Howe
• No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
• Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance.
• CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.
  -- Ed Howe...