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• TV Truth: If a woman is running, she will trip and fall.
• Whistle, and she 'll come to you. -- Beaumont and Fletcher -- Wit Without Money, Act iv, Sc. 4
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France on a buying trip.
  As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance with a beautiful young lady....
• You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
  She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneri...
• Shall I, wasting in despair, Die because a woman 's fair?
  Or make pale my cheeks with care, 'Cause another's rosy are?...
• Life goes on day after day [after day]...
• Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty
  Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant quean, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty!...