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I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please.
I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress -- Jane Siberry
IDPS: Ignore Disk Protect Switch
I'd put it on my to-do list, but I can't count that high.
I'd quit the job of being me, but I have accumulated so much seniority. -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")
I drank a beer once but I didn't swallow any of it.
I drank SO much beer, when I ate a pretzel you could hear it splash.
I drank WHAT??????? -- Socrates (470?-399 B.C.)
I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than be a success at something I hate.
-- George Bu...
I'd Rather Be Anatomically Correct Than Politically So.
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