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• I can count even higher if I take my shoes off.
• It is I! Count Taxula, and my faithful servant Algore!
• ...[I] put out my hand, and touched the face of God. -- John Gillespie Magee, Jr., High Fligh
• The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- D. Parke
• I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain.
  I *LOVE* the pain! -- Professor Hugh D. Young, quoted out of context....
• People try to put us d-d-down, just because we ge-ge-get around.
  Things they do look awful c-c-cold. Hope I d-die before I get old. -- The Who...
• I am very flexible--I can put both feet in my mouth.
• Never put off till run-time what you can do at compile-time. -- D. Grie
• Believe it or not. I always considered myself a moderate.
  What changed your mind? Being stationed here for six months....