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• I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm deaf.
  -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
• Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. -- Kin Hubbard
• Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. HUBBARD
• My gawd, how the years fly. Stolidly middle-aged - when only yesterday I was young and eager and awed by the mystery of an unfolding world.
  -- H. P. Lovecraft, 8/20/1926...
• If the purpose of pornography is to excite sexual desire, it is unnecessary for the young, inconvenient for the middle-aged, and unseemly for the old.
  -- Malcolm Muggeridge...
• Being young is...I don't remember anymore!