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• I would never want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• Why should I move to a city where the only cultural advantage is that I can make a right turn on a red light?
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• Bart sighs at photo of Skinner] Lisa: Wow, I never thought Principal Skinner could become any more of a square, but there's the proof.
  Bart: It's weird, Lis: I miss him as a friend, but I miss him even more as an enemy....
• I should have stayed in college." "What would you be if you had stayed in college?
  "I was in the black studies program. By now I could have been black." -- Woody Allen, "Banana...
• You think you're God!" "Well, I gotta model myself after somebody!" -- Woody Allen, "Manhatta
• What do you think I am? Human? -- Woody Allen, "What's New, Pussycat?
• I was the best I ever had. -- Woody Alle
• I'm too sexy! You know what I mean!
• Barclay: "Do you suppose this has changed the way people think about me?
  LaForge: "Well, to tell you the truth, Reg, we don't know what to think....