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• I'm not religious. God willing, I never will be.
• Until this moment, I never knew why God put me on this earth, but now I know
  To buy that comic book! -- Bart, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he had a sense of humor.
  -- William Inge...
• Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe: I know. Rachel: Why have I never tasted these before?
  Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies....
• Common and vulgar people ascribe all ill that they feel to othe
  people of little wisdom ascribe to themselves; people of much wisdom, to no one. -- Epictetu...
• Never ascribe to malice that which is caused by greed and ignorance. -- Cal Keega
• Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.
• Common sense is not so common. -- Voltaire
• Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
  He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...