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• There ain't no sense worrying about what you can control
  because if you can control it, there ain't no sense worrying about it, and there ain't no sense worrying about what you can't control, because if you can't control it, there ain't no sense worrying about it....
• LOOK DAVE, I CAN SEE YOU'RE REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS.
• I would have nobody to control me; I would be absolute
  and who but I? Now, he that is absolute can do what he like...
• I can tell you're really upset about this, Dave; I really think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and think about it.
  -- HAL 9000...
• Bart: Hey, Lis, you still upset about that jazz guy?
  Lisa: [noticing Bart] Oh. Bart: If it helps, I believe that after you die, you come back as whatever you want....
• How can I control my natural urges? Picture Willard Scott naked!
• Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now I can remember things that *have* happened before .
  .....