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• When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy.
• If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy. Anon.
• Once I finally figured out all of life's answers, they changed the questions.
• I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are.
  Hey, where am I? -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have to wait for another night.
  -- Homer Simpson Homers Barbershop Quarte...
• I use not only all the brains I have, but all those I can borrow as well. -- Woodrow Wilso
• All answers questioned here.
• The amateur is the one with all the answers.