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I Can't Unclasp My Hands.
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I can't unclasp my hands.
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I often mistake my hands for food.
Death is the broom I take in my hands to sweep the world clean.
I been drivin' all night, my hands wet on the wheel...
Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first!
I shall explain this by waving my hands about in an appropriate manner.
Now, if I could get my hands on this General Failure....
My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
You can have my sword when you pry it from my dead hands!
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
