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• Flint Paper is insane. I really respect that." -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police
• I feel lightheaded, Sam. I think my brain is out of air.
  But it's kind of a neat feeling. -- Sam and Max, Freelance Police...
• Hey, Max -- Wake up! You're missing all the fun!" "What?
  "A seven-foot specter of evil appeared in front of the car, so I ran over it....
• Spontaneous combustion! What a stroke of luck! -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police
• What a pinhead! Does he not fear us?!" -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police
• How was it, little buddy?" "It was dark, like a cave, and there were no toilets -- just black, smoking holes in the walls and floor!
  Giant roaches howled like damned souls as they skittered along the mouldered grout-work!...
• I love crap we'll never need -- that's my *favorite* kind of crap! -- Truth from Sam and Max
• I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong. -- Sam Goldwy
• We must teach him, Max! Hey, where do you *keep* that gun?
  "None of your damn business, Sam." -- The superbly loony "Sam and Max...