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I am *STILL* proud that I earned my Eagle rank.
I am still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.
I am Stoned of Borg! Resistance is like, like, I ferget.
I am successful because I am the only person in my city who is not heavily addicted to powerful narcotics.
-- Cerebu...
I am superior, sir, in many ways. But I would give it up.
..to be human. Nice to meet you, Pinnochio. -- Data and Riker, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153....
I am sure care 's an enemy to life. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act i, Sc.
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I am sure you have heard of the tongue tied person who never washed their clothes out of doors because they always wanted to wish their clothes in.
-- TIDE (There is nothing like good CLEAN humor!)...
I am sweet and lovable at all times.
I am Sybil of Borg. I will assimilate myself.
I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore...

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