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• Sorry sir, I seem to be commenting on everything. -- Data to Riker, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.
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• You reacted fast, Lieutenant. But futilely. I will learn to do better, sir.
  -- Riker, Picard, Worf, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7...
• I don't see no points on your ears, boy, but you sound like a Vulcan.
  "No, sir. I am an android." Almost as bad. "I thought it was generally accepted, sir, that Vulcans are an advanced and most honorable race....
• Data, how can you be programmed as a virtual encyclopedia of human information and not know a simple word like snoop?
  Possibility: A kind of human behavior I was not designed to emulate....
• I am a Klingon, sir. For me to seek escape when my captain goes to battle.
  .. "You are a Star Fleet officer, Lieutenant." Aye, Sir....
• Prejudice is very human. -- Data, "Encounter at Farpoint," stardate 41153.7.
• This is a new ship, boy, but she's got the right name.
  Now you remember that, you hear? "I will, sir." You treat her like a lady....
• You are a wise man my friend. Not yet sir. But with your help, I am learning.
  -- Riker and Data, "The Measure of a Man", stardate 42523.7...
• McCoy: "Hold it right there, boy! What about my age?
  Data: "Sorry, sir. If that subject troubles you--" McCoy...