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How's your new job at the factory? one guy asked another.
I'm not going back there. Why not? For many reasons, he answered....
How's your Russian lessons coming?
How tall is a union stagehand? Don't know. I've never seen one standing up...
How tall was King Kong?" -- The Stuntma
How the deuce d'you deduce that?
How the government works: The Senate gets the bill from the House.
The President gets the bill from the Senate. And we get the bill for everything....
How the hell does this thing work?
How The Homos Came To Be" by Ben Dover -- Booktip of the month
How time flies, when you are in a heap of problems..
How to Annoy: Aunt Agonize

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