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How should one deal with a man who is convinced that he is acting according to God's will, and who therefore believes that he is doing you a favour by stabbing you in the back?
-- Voltaire...
How should we amortize the cost of the equipment over its expected lifetime.
How silver-sweet sound lovers' tongues by night, Like softest music to attending ears!
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act ii, Sc. 2...
How's it goin', eh? 'Member me? 'Member???
How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
How sleep the brave who sink to rest By all their country's wishes bless'd!
-- William Collins (1720-1756) -- Ode written in the year 1746...
How slow this old moon wanes! she lingers my desires, like to a stepdame, or a dowager, long withering out a young man's revenue.
-- William Shakespeare...
How small a part of time they share That are so wondrous sweet and fair!
-- Edmund Waller (1605-1687) -- Go, Lovely Rose...
How small of all that human hearts endure That part which laws or kings can cause or cure!
Still to ourselves in every place ensigned Our own felicity we make or find. -- Samuel Johnso...
How's my demon? Call 1-800-CTHULHU.

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