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• How many academics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. That's what research students are for....
• How many computer science students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are far too busy hacking....
• How many Dartmouth students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, Hanover doesn't have electricity....
• How many first year civil engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. That's a second year subject....
• How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, pre-meds don't screw, they study....
• How many medical students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are too busy propping up the bar....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many astronomers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, astronomers prefer the dark....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres are used to sitting in the dark....