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• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they all get electrocuted trying to excite the socket....
• How many Leos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light....
• How many roadies/sound men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They assign the task to a gastarbeiter....
• How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it....