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• Q: How many WASP's does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One.
• How many libertarians -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Three - one to do it and two to argue whether it's principled to change it....
• How many militant lesbian feminists -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
  That's not funny....
• Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: Just one. But the house falls down. Andrew Siwko...
• How many psychiatrists -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
  The number's irrelevant, the lightbulb has to want to change........
• How many lexicographers -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to protest that he should have changed it to "light bulb"....
• Q: How many pre-med's does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
• How many punk rockers -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: Two, one to put in the new bulb and one to eat the old one....
• Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.