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• Except for that, I planned a political simulator that forecast the two World Wars after I entered all the relevant data until the year 1000 AD.
  "Do you have a computer at home?" "Oh no. At present the program is written on a paper....
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  Post it to comp.arch.storage...
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• Q: How do you generate a 7-digit random number ? A: Ask a student to count to 10.
• You could fit my capacity for happiness into a matchbox without removing the matches.
  -- Marvi...