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• How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
• How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
• Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
• Lisa: He's just a little nervous. He has to give a speech tomorrow on how to keep cool in a crisis.
  Homer: [shaking Lisa in a panic] What am I going to do!...
• Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you? _____FIRST you rape, ____THEN you pillage!
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• Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you? First you rape, then you pillage!!
• Do you have PK? [yn] I can't tell you how much that moves me.
• Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
  -- Gen. George S. Patton, "War As I Knew It", 1947...