Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hi! I am a disabled .signature virus.
Hi I am an alien .sig, and at the moment I am having sex to your mind, by looking at your smile I can see that you like it.
Hi! I can't answer the phone right now. Bob, that's my pet parakeet, just swallowed a cherry bomb.
It wasn't lit, but I've got to get him to the bathroom. Uh-oh! (Sound of a paper bag explodi...
Hi! I can't remember your name either.
HIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAA! -- Miss Piggy
Hi! I'll be your asshole for the evening.
Hi! I'm a mutating signature virus. You can resist helping me spread!
Hi I'm a tagline virus. Steal me & join in the fun.
Hi, I'm a tagline. When I grow up I'm gonna be a novel!
Hi! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP**

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