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• Miss Piggy does it with Kermit.
• Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy
• The past is behind us and the future's below us.
  -- Kermit to Miss Piggy while hanging from a cliff Muppet Treasure Island...
• You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
  -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food...