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• Hi! I'm your quote for this evening...
• Hi! I can't remember your name either.
• If I wanted to listen to an ASSHOLE, I would've farted!
• I 'll tickle your catastrophe. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc. 1
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• I 'll charm the air to give a sound, While you perform your antic round.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
• I'm such an *asshole*! I know how you feel, Chris... And you're right.
• Liberal Speach: I promise you a Korn Dog in every asshole
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...