Related:

• Hi, Mr. Rex! I'm Barney!...I love you...you love m.....*CHOMP!!!!*
• Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your barbeque.
  Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!...
• Barney: Next, they're going to show _my_ movie. Ba
  _You_ made a movie? Barney: _I_ made a movie? No wonder I was on the cover of "Entertainment Weekly"....
• Hi! My name is Dick and I am a vaginaholic.
• Barney: My friend [Moe] and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
  Patty: [maces him] Barney: Waugh! [belch] Ooh, wow!...
• I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
• Homer: Well, here I am, right on time. I don't see Barney "Let's crash the rocket into the White House and kill the President" Gumble.
  .. Assistant: Actually, he's been here since sunrise....
• If you think Barney's a pain in the ass then you haven't met my ex!
• If you think Barney's a pain, then you haven't met my wife!