Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-four-eighty-six!
Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six!
Hi. I'm Hillary. Welcome to your worst nightmare.
Hi. I'm Johnny. I am five years old. I couldn't think of anything dirty to say, so I drew this fucking flower.
-- Toilet graffiti written under a picture of a crudely drawn flowe...
Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.
Hi, I'm lsydexic.
Hi. I'm Luther. Dumb ol' Luther -- the happy sidekick.
The comedy relief. And I'm going to kill you." -- Luthor's cybernetic logic finally gives, in AMERICAN FLAGG!...
Hi, I'm Norman. Welcome to the Bates Motel.
Hi, I'm not home because I've gone on a BLOODY RAMPAGE!
When I get home, and CLEAN OFF THE BLOOD, I'll be sure to give you a call....
Hi, I'm not only a Ranger, I'm also the President! -- Hair Club For Men ad

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