Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet.
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you....
Hi, I'm Professor Alan Ginsburg... But you can call me.
.. Captain Toke. -- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL...
Hi, I'm Simon. Are you a girl or a lady?
-- Simon (to Melanie), "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana...
Hi. I'm the tagline your mother warned you about.
Hi! I'm your quote for this evening...
Hi - internet = griffith@olympus.ne
Hi June, how's the beaver?
Hi. Just called to touch base with you guys. -- Dave Parker, Sage Inc.
Hikers do it naturally.

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